#173: How To Finish Your Unofficial Crash Course On All Things Stem Cell Related In A Sultry Morgan Freeman Voice Over
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Okay, let's go everybody.
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What about my sweater?
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Nobody else feel like dancing today.
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posed to be contagious.
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Is it? I mean the music is weird.
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I wanted to dance but I didn't know that was against the rules. No, there's no rules
Law Smith
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that other back male voice you're hearing that's not myself or Eric river Ranger ginger is john J. Murray from something planet podcast. Hey, how's it going? Good. Doing good. And you got a band now? What's the van swamp
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land Symphony? I'm in a band. I do stand up comedy. I am an audiobook
Law Smith
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narrator I what is the audio book I want to go on by it give it five stars.
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I don't know if I want to reveal I don't know. I might I might keep this one a secret
Law Smith
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because it's called to Bundy was was wrongfully accused sings the hits. He didn't he didn't write it but he really loved it and asked if you
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Ted Bundy sing Sinatra?
Law Smith
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Ted Bundy, not a bad guy. That was
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handsome. He wasn't that good. Looking at a unit brow. These women there is horning? I
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think it was the 70s Yeah, we
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had a unit brow back then. So it was fine.
Law Smith
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And that female voice you're hearing female voice you're hearing is Melissa golden coming back so quickly because we had a lot more stem cell questions. And she gave us shirts that were wearing if you're watching on video that legit. They're legit. That feel good. This is the kind of high quality look good. Can we bitch about t shirts for a second? Because people fuck this up all the time, like given away for businesses right? speech about t shirts, or birch in general. But a lot
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of people's merge is pretty messed
Law Smith
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up. The T shirt is ubiquitous. I feel like with a lot of companies and they here's my thing with a lot of them. Don't be the first five
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9000 logos can't read it. Exactly. You got the fine print on the back of the hash tag on the sleeve.
Law Smith
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Yes. Well, but
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it's like European soccer jerseys.
Law Smith
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I've got one like two pucks tattoos right now, so I can't I can't talk about a hashtag so much as a sporting one but I'm saying like the five k t shirt is the worst. It's the worst thing you don't know what to do with it. You can't even use it as a car rag later because it's such a piece
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of shit. All the letters come off and it scrapes your paint.
Law Smith
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Yeah, you have 400 you have like
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you just wear it while you're changing your oil that's the only time
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I
Law Smith
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don't even know what to do with it you feel wasteful if you throw it away and then like if you give it to Goodwill might no one's buying that like nobody wants it and then that and then homeless guys are like fuck that I don't they didn't earn it either. Then run that five k exactly fussing around but I'm saying like it's always a Hanes beefy t with the sleeves that go over your elbows. So you look like a midget because they want to order 5000 extra larges worse be done with it or medium or guild in a like I forget what they call there is but maybe maybe a Russell those three are like the worst
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it's like yeah, the guild in the guild and ones those are good for like sanding like sounds like fine sanding would
Law Smith
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so when people are getting sponsorships are like oh we'll put you on the shirt and it's like oh cool with an eye test of all these logos basically
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Yeah, yeah sucks. I do that don't be the five k shirt guy
Law Smith
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I think when you don't ever wear it like you're proud of it it's a five k
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by the way. I think when when you're making K and above only we
Law Smith
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know you have walked it if you're wearing it like legit like you have walk that shit
Law Smith
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yeah, that yeah
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five days nothing when making the shirt for your company or your you know your your city you know, stand up comedy your band, whatever you have to when you're making the shirt you have to look at and be like, would I wear that more than five times? Right? Right? Would I wear that out with it? Like I were that any place other than Walmart?
Law Smith
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Yeah, could I cut the bottom part off and make it into like one of those old school football under shirts? were under my belly buttons. Yes. He was in high school
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that was a good luck if he had that. forgot about him behind the glass there.
Law Smith
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Shout out to
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respond in 10 minutes
Law Smith
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thanks guys.
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Those about your belly shirts from high school
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belly shirt yes you did I remember but john paul could hit like a motherfucker what I mean know center of gravity. Let's see Let's see. I did not like getting hit by that guy. Still don't
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belly job Okay, he's gonna stand up he's not going to show us this. All right.
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Can you talk us with the guests and tell us what they do I still don't know what stem cell lady Deuce Deuce
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delay I gotta figure this is why he's not
Law Smith
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the only time so much
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do it later regret I regret classes which she do
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smartly. I've got a delay all my microphone
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that doesn't stop you from calling or stem cell lady.
Law Smith
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Jesus Christ.
Law Smith
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Alright, so yeah, we had john, we had so many more questions about stem cells. After you left. I was like, ah, I still don't understand everything. One thing I wanted to ask you about is, is it worth if you have a kid? Is it worth saving the cord blood for that purpose?
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Okay, so that's a really touchy devices kind of thing. If you are going to bank the cells, which means they have the ability to be grown later. It's always a great idea. Okay, but if you're just storing them in a random freezer, and they're like, all right, this might help you later, right? People do that.
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I don't even think that was a long shot
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to pay to have it stores.
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Don't take the cord and put it in a Ziploc gallon back, stick it into deeper.
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Don't do that. Don't do okay. Also, don't make it out with your placenta. Okay, I did that because I thought I was going to send it to some place so they can turn it into like pills UK Get it? Okay. And then it just got like, what's the freezer burn? It got freezer burn in the freezer. And I had, like a gross dead body part
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really is so great.
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Question. Back to the question. If they're just storing it, it's not really worth your time. But if they can bank it, that's the term stem cell bank. If they can make it and grow it for later use, then that's a great idea. So
Law Smith
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the option to just put it in your freezer was never in my head.
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your freezer accompanies freezer,
Law Smith
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but ok, but banking it? I don't I still don't know the different baking it. So they grow it? Is that what you said?
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Yeah, then the banking process is storage and growth. And there's very select places labs that can do that inside the US. They have to be regulated by the FDA. But if it's just a storage of the specimen,
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that's not a good later technologies is the idea that like oh, you can you'll be able to do this at your house one day and then we'll ship it back to you or
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not. I hope that's not what they're pitching. I don't want you what would they be pitching
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it gives you a pill and then all of
Law Smith
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Eric's hair grows back my good buddies
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have there buddy. See, I'm owning it. See how I'm not fighting the fight anymore?
Law Smith
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I have a couple of good buddies that own a company that does this they told me about a while ago and they said it's more for when the child later in life if technology they've had it for 10 years the business so they were kind of banking on that the technology we kind of reach a level at a consumer level kind of thing. Where it is kind of right now we're it is attainable to get this. This done. So it's basically like trying to bank it for them for future use if they need it kind of it's
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true that you're only as young as your stem cells are. Okay, um, so like I had my stem cells extracted and banked and I use them annually but I have like 22 year old stem cells, which is great, so I can always have 22 year old me injected in my veins. Cool, diabolical. Wow, I'm going to live forever.
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You guys might have covered this in a previous podcast, but what exactly is that doing? You getting the stem cells injected India.
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So stem cells reduce inflammation and grow new tissue. So your organs age, just like your face does. So what I'm doing is definitely elective. It's, it's, you know, anti aging protocol, but I just don't want to
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Don't tell me like 53, right.
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I'm solid, solid 90, but we mostly use it for chronic conditions.
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Okay, so like, you know, you gotta you gotta get a bad knee, your knees inflamed all the time. And
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okay, that that makes sense. Yeah, so the cord blood we we were going to do that for our oldest and forgot. Like, in I'm like in the delivery room. Like there's some important as opposed to bring the hospital and I was like to put in like a jar? Shit. No, they send you like a box. Okay, which is you know, it's got like, Yeah, exactly. And I was like, oh, we'll just use of our next kid and then the next kid came along was like, well, we can't have his stuff sitting around let him be a superhuman not with the older one do it and then we're just like, well can't be back and they got their hundred dollars or whatever it was.
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Yeah, the first kid is just like, oh, wow, they really they really don't love Yeah,
Law Smith
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I don't wait. I don't get that logic of not getting it for the second kid. Like it's just like, it's great if you have it. Something goes bad.
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Gotta be on
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even footing a Mercedes. Like that's not
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a mistake. Like, this other kid have to suffer from it.
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It's not like a boy for one needs. You know, man up. No stem cell bullshit.
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Okay, that's hard with a parenting stuff.
Law Smith
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He's tough. They remind them all the time. I'm sure he's four.
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Yeah, they actually studies this fourth birthday. Birthday buddy could live forever, but I was too lazy to bring the box.
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Have you tried to put it on the podcast for them before? What? Like, put it on Roku or Unruh? Make them watch it? No.
Law Smith
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No, I just want to see how much they don't care. Like they don't here at all. I'm like dads on TV. Look, I don't try to trick them. Like, we're put on YouTube or whatever. And they're like you did that I want Baby shark. That's all I want to say like my
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kids saw me on TV. And he was like, that's mommy. So I think my kid is better than yours.
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Yeah, that's probably
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that so that's how parents talk right? Most of them. I don't have any kids. I just been saving them in my freezer and
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as they're born, I put them in a bit and then I'm saving and for later, I thought you
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were done juicing into popsicle starting a
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business. semen thinking
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it's in the swamps. Totally get paid for that. You can just go get paid for that. It'll be fine. Yeah. Hmm. Don't put it in your freezer. freezer. 50 bucks, isn't it? I think they should pay. I don't know the chance of a child.
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Yeah, I agree should be more like asked
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who runs one of those fertility clinics tell us how much a cup of sperm is
Law Smith
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I don't want their shirts. We could do a call in
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and fill it up all the way though.
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It's gonna be fun. new record.
Law Smith
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Wow, this derailed pretty quickly. So and plus I was looking at john J. Murray with I was like, if you now I'm thinking it's Benjamin Button. That's where my head goes with stem cells. I was like, Yo look like bucko. Bruce the old bucks logo, no time, I just
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gotta just got a D age a little bit.
Law Smith
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It's just the goatee. Alright, so stem cells, the business of stem cells like is blown up. Right? And so how, how does that look on an industry wide kind of thing, because there's got to be drone is out there as or just imposter kind of any anything that's lucrative. And in the tech and health field. That's kind of a mixture of both. I feel like there's always just people that don't know what they're doing. What's that look like? Like, if you people are looking to do this, which they look out for in a company.
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So you should definitely find out who the medical doctor is more are staff. It is a medical procedure, you need to have board certified physicians,
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there's a guy holding a couple crystals maybe be maybe look not
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that guy that don't go to that guy. And then you want to, you know, check to patient testimonials and make sure that they've been around for more than six months. So with a emerging field like this, I've been in it for seven years. And when I started people like Oh, no stem cells, and now everyone wants to be in it because they're saying, Oh man, that's crazy. It's changing healthcare. It's you know, cash based healthcare. So people say oh, quick buck. So now the stem cell industry gets this rap for, you know, people who open up an office, sell a bunch of stem cell procedures and then disappear six months later,
Law Smith
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I would like a burn in turn kind of thing. Ah, that's interesting, like these pain clinics in Florida that kind of did that for a while. Get the insurance? I guess it? Yeah, get insurance money out of it from old people in Florida.
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There's all kinds of beauty treatments that take advantage of old folks as well. You know, they still they open up a clinic and you know, get these injections in your face. So don't worry, it's gonna take it just give it a couple of months, and then they're gone. Yep.
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Yeah, I actually had a retired Coast Guard Guy 7576 years old. And because he had to pay cash for healthcare, so yes, I need to get on tender.
Law Smith
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Really trying to throw some old donate my sperm.
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So we asked them to leave a deposit to hold his procedure date. And he's like, Well, how do I know that you guys are still going to be there? And we will. What? And he explained that he was very wary of cash based healthcare because they come and go so often. And that was my first real experience with that people thinking that we were that way. And I'm like, dude, our offices legit. Super like, was that your answer?
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Dude, hey, Coast Guard, dude. Hey, do bro.
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Religion, please believe me.
Law Smith
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I know everybody else's nor nor but we're like this legit kind of company. Just look at us up. But Craig's this. I know,
Law Smith
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you've probably said it more eloquently. Thanks for coming on, by the way. You didn't know until today, Really? But so I'll give you that pass for
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that kind of answer of guests love that.
Law Smith
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Yeah, but I mean, it's it's an interesting area I've been asking around about some of my friends that did like, like just this whole kind of, what can you do without having to get kind of the doctor's prescription for for something to help to help you out. So like, I was thinking about, you go to a doctor's or go go to a specialist. And then the specialist visa surgeon, he'll usually want to cut you open. And a lot of ways and we kind of touched on this when you were here last time.
Law Smith
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I mean, tell us about any of that kind of stuff, we're surgeons always just want to go yet, let's get you open, I got the ego to do it. They won't say that. But though, that's what they want to do every time right. And so
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every time, but for the most part, that's generally what we see. Right. So if you're a trained surgeon, you do surgery, because that's what you're trained to do. And you only have the tools in your toolbox. I am a firm believer that 99.999% of doctors are good doctors with good intentions. But if you don't go out of your way to learn about regenerative medicine, which is not required in medical school, not required for continuing education, you know, why would you go out of your way and pay thousands and thousands of dollars for something if you don't have to. So a lot of times I get patients that come in and they say, hey, if this actually works, Why didn't my doctor told me about it. And like, probably because your doctor doesn't know about it, because he didn't pay to know about it, it's definitely knowledge that you have to seek out and pay for at a high level. So not everyone wants to cut everyone open. But I really think that you just only have the tools that you've been given.
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So can most like general physicians get this? I don't know if it's like a continuing education thing or like a certification or how does it work? If you say I'm a doctor, and I was like, I want to get into that. How would they do it?
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Like plastic surgeons have like a like a association of you know, Plastic Surgeons of psychiatrists have you know, their thing. So is there something for nice?
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Yes. So regenerative medicine does not have its own specialty and its own boards as of yet. But that's what you would label this. It's kind of like a specialty in regenerative medicine. And any doctor who's interested in there's multiple ways to get trained were associated with us stem cell clinic, they have a training program, you pay to attend they offer support. It's a you know, 16 hour post doctorate course that I've taken probably over a dozen times at this point. But it's still open
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to pass it huh?
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Yeah, no, I will pass it every time every time. But it's just it's just looking out for additional education.
Law Smith
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Yeah, you got you've got a motor that makes me embarrassed when you're telling me all your stuff you're doing because that is you're doing a lot of stuff so
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well I didn't bring my self esteem folder today. Okay to show everyone I didn't bring it bring it
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No. Okay. I want to hear about that oh cabinet. What's the self esteem for I think
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I need one of those like a dream vision board.
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So I showed up to be and I were network together and I had a folder with all of the awards that I've gotten and B and I just to show them to law, and he said I was about your self esteem folder. You gotta carry that everywhere.
Law Smith
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Yeah, then I drew penis on it
Law Smith
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it's like high school to me. Because I can't pay attention
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folder.
Law Smith
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Well I try to whoever I'm sitting next to you has to hear me whisper a bunch of weird shit the whole time.
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I know that's why you want me to join the show I want your your
Law Smith
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other side doing that to someone else?
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What? They're not going to get it
Law Smith
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No I just think it's better for you to do it for four years practice than anything that's that's always
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wants me to have to hear this stupid jokes all day.
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I want you to laugh at you have to hear him already.
Law Smith
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You mean not laugh? Because that's simply means
Law Smith
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right?
Law Smith
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You can keep the soundboard there if you want
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on board with the snoring effects as it be out loud. So everybody
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Yeah, you just play sound really funny while people are while people are presenting you play like you know like
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every time I get into work and play that actually
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Yeah, the whole meeting should lot of meetings should have a soundboard not I think about it. I know like we're just the guy they're doing it or quarterly reports were up or revenues up over here and
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totally,
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totally trying to automate the whole podcast. I got all my my sayings here. See? See, you know, thumbs talking Spanish to somebody is
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working yourself out of a job, man.
Law Smith
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These are the ones who
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just totally
Law Smith
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Yeah.
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You're the microphone up and didn't give a shit. Obviously,
Law Smith
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that doesn't even sound like you that it is
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actually paid a guy 1200 dollars to do voiceover impression on me.
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It sounds like the totally the text type thing.
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It's definitely me guys.
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It doesn't even sound like you. It sounds like a robot.
Law Smith
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Yeah, it sounds like the old shitty like old school 90s in the future. This is how robots talk to you voice
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Yeah, you can spell Well, you know, I'm trying to work on my voiceover game. A little bit on base in those.
Law Smith
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How do you get the voiceover game?
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The voiceover game, there's, you know, it's it's a lot easier now than it used to be. Because I remember I tried to get into it, like, I don't know, maybe like 15 years ago, and it was just like, super complicated. But now there's just like a ton of marketplaces where it's basically just like making a LinkedIn profile,
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like Fiverr Can you VoiceOver on fiber and
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voiceover ever? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't because I want more than $5 but you can do it but yeah, children's books on there's a bunch of marketplaces where you can just like record yourself speaking and it's basically like a little audition or something and then you just have like you're it's like a LinkedIn style profile that people can search there and be like, hey, you sound like you sound
Law Smith
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Yeah, I hope this chopped up like they tricked them into a children's book and reading it and it's like it really chops up into like a real nasty
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or something
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i mean, i when i
Law Smith
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when i read mine comp is read by john Jay but
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I feel I feel like I would do the nasty fetish thing if they just asked
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how read
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whatever you want me to read
Law Smith
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where does the trick me into it? Okay.
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Just like real life there's a what was the digital my ass?
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Speaker 1
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trick me into it? Just tell me what you want and I'm going to get I'll get a central as possible you know?
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Do you want to share the website that you were talking about?
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Sex is like the main when I use that so main one for like audio book
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letters A cx AC sex.
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And that's run by by Amazon.
Law Smith
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Is that an AC Slater? erotica? Yeah,
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yeah. Card shark. So
Law Smith
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what so the single Yeah, with fiber actually, you can do without with fiber that we haven't really talked about on here. I don't think too much.
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I
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Speaker 1
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so I got you got me on Fiverr years ago. And that's kind of how I like supplemented my income for like two years. Really? Yeah. Wow.
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Speaker 2
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That's awesome. I had no idea looks at a time. I didn't know you use it that much to get work.
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Speaker 1
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Well, I just you know, wrote a bunch of copy for like websites. And sure, like that just like easy stuff. We can knock out just like, you know, 1520 bucks at a time. You know,
Law Smith
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that's what I kind of tell people who are like, man, I don't know what to do now. Like the gig economy you can like, like, all the comics that asked me I have a lot of comics have asked me like, what can I do to like, do something on top of doing stand up in this job i'm doing i hate. I might go on up work or fiber in like, create a profile. You can write content? Like it's easy. It's not it's not creative writing? Really? Don't you don't have to be funny. No, yeah, you're not doing punch.
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Speaker 1
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They're just like, 150 words about this subject?
Law Smith
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Well, 500 But yeah, or what? 300 at least
Law Smith
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know for five bucks. It's like 150 words. It is that the
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homework?
